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April 9, 2012
Prepare Yourself
Brenda sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Shaken, Brenda stared at the woman’s face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself, then met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: “Will I be acquitted?”
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