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February 6, 2013

How To Lose That Extra Weight!

Here’s a guide to calorie-burning activities.

Eating crow. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 225

Tooting your own horn. . . . . . . . . .25

Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 750

Pulling out the stops. . . . . . . . . .75

Adding fuel to the fire. . . . . . . . 160

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January 24, 2013
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January 23, 2013
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January 22, 2013
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January 21, 2013
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January 18, 2013
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January 16, 2013
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