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January 18, 2013
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It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Forget about world peace. . . . Visualize using your turn signal!
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity, or give me something else.
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