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November 28, 2012
Different ways to say you’re not so bright
The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
One taco short of a combo platter.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
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