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November 26, 2012
Different ways to say you’re not so bright
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn’t have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
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