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Telling the Truth
A woman is walking... 		5/23/2013 2.0 out of 5
Perfect
A drunk guy... 		5/22/2013 3.2 out of 5
Who's Training Whom?
Dolphins are so intelligent... 		5/21/2013 2.7 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job... 		5/20/2013 4.2 out of 5
Teenagers and Cats
Neither one turns... 		5/17/2013 3.6 out of 5
One Way or Another
If you can’t find... 		5/16/2013 2.8 out of 5
Scientific Breakthrough
The Army has been trying... 		5/15/2013 1.9 out of 5
Report Card
How are you getting on... 		5/14/2013 1.5 out of 5
Blowing Smoke
Having purchased a case of rare... 		5/13/2013 2.7 out of 5
Completely Finished
People say there is no difference... 		5/10/2013 3.5 out of 5
Even Steven
Sally was driving home... 		5/9/2013 3.7 out of 5
The Pastor's Teeth
A pastor goes to the dentist... 		5/8/2013 3.7 out of 5
The Writing's on the Wall
It takes about... 		5/7/2013 3.5 out of 5
Punography
All the toilets in London... 		5/6/2013 2.4 out of 5
Punography
When you get a bladder... 		5/3/2013 2.5 out of 5
Punography
I’m reading a book about... 		5/2/2013 3.0 out of 5
Punography
I tried to catch some... 		5/1/2013 3.1 out of 5
Love Bites
Laura fell for her handsome... 		4/30/2013 2.1 out of 5
Dear Old Mom
With the help of a fertility... 		4/29/2013 3.6 out of 5
Big Spender
Several men are in... 		4/26/2013 4.5 out of 5
You're a Statue
A woman and her lover... 		4/25/2013 4.0 out of 5
Big Mistake
Last night I reached... 		4/24/2013 1.9 out of 5
15 Things We Wouldn’t Know if it Wasn’t for the Movies
The ventilation system... 		4/23/2013 4.1 out of 5
Dear Diary
Tonight, I thought my husband... 		4/22/2013 3.8 out of 5
News Headlines
Survivor of Siamese... 		4/19/2013 1.7 out of 5
Killer Service
One Sunday morning... 		4/18/2013 3.9 out of 5
It's All Relative
A poor man walking... 		4/17/2013 4.4 out of 5
News Headlines
Lansing Residents... 		4/16/2013 1.8 out of 5
Let's Be Honest
A cabbie picks up... 		4/15/2013 4.1 out of 5
Major Deterrent
As a pre-med student... 		4/12/2013 4.4 out of 5
Switching Off
A couple celebrated... 		4/11/2013 3.8 out of 5
Walking it Off
A drunk gets on a bus... 		4/10/2013 4.0 out of 5
Words of Wisdom
All that glitters... 		4/9/2013 1.9 out of 5
You Must be Kidding
A lazy executive... 		4/8/2013 2.4 out of 5
The Object of the Game
A group of coworkers... 		4/5/2013 3.6 out of 5
Everybody's a Critic
A smart old lady... 		4/4/2013 3.7 out of 5
Words of Wisdom
If we aren’t supposed to... 		4/3/2013 2.1 out of 5
My Dog Ate My Homework
One Sunday morning... 		4/2/2013 3.7 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
I heard you... 		4/1/2013 3.3 out of 5
A Day Off
Two factory workers... 		3/29/2013 4.0 out of 5
Syndromes
Did you hear... 		3/28/2013 1.8 out of 5
Golfing and God
Father Kevin woke up... 		3/27/2013 4.1 out of 5
Tax Time
A penalty... 		3/26/2013 3.1 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut... 		3/25/2013 2.6 out of 5
Tax Time
What’s the difference... 		3/22/2013 3.2 out of 5
Medical Advice
A doctor and his wife... 		3/21/2013 4.4 out of 5
Getting Your Money's Worth
A man takes his place... 		3/20/2013 3.4 out of 5
Taking Aim
Bob stood over his tee... 		3/19/2013 3.8 out of 5
20/20 Vision
A cop pulls a young... 		3/18/2013 3.1 out of 5
Thinking Outside the Island
Can you think... 		3/15/2013 3.1 out of 5

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